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This contains written material that is rather graphic and may be disturbing to some individuals. It is made out of pure creative thought. Please don’t recreate any scenes in this story. Thank you.
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We were driving… hours on end. It was all my buddies from back in Elementary. Wow, has time passed. I missed those days. I looked to the backseat of the car and I saw my my best friends and then I looked to the driver seat and saw my other best friend. I looked outside the window to my right and smiled into the bright light of the moon and closed my eyes. I’ll always feel safe with my friends. Tom and Will were in the back. To my left was Chrissy. Damn, we’re all great friends from elementary and always will be.
Mile after mile passing random things I asked Chrissy where we were going. We were just done from going to a homecoming after party. As we eased to a stop she eventually told me, she said “I don’t know babe, but, let’s maybe go sleepover Ashley’s or something.” I looked out the window and I then said “That’s fine, y’know girl, the twins fell asleep in the back? It’s rather late, so sleeping sounds nice.”
We called up Ashley and asked her, she said it was fine. But she said that we had to go get her food. We were okay with that because we were rather hungry and don’t mind a late taco bell run. Mmmm, I love taco bell.
Once we got there we were rather amazed that the line curved across an entire block. It’s like everyone from the homecoming came here to buy some Taco Bell. Whatever, we’ll wait.
About 20 minutes have passed since we were in line. We were two cars away from ordering. Catching me by complete surprise and startling everyone in the car someone banged on the window. The windows being tinted everyone assumed it was the police or something. We were wrong when I rolled down my window. The startler seemed to be a man about 5′8, very dressy, almost as if he went to homecoming. But that can’t be true, he was in his late 20’s for sure. His pants seemed a little tattered when I looked down but he said “Don’t look down, look at my face” Okay… buddy sure. I asked “What do you need bro?” He didn’t say a thing but had a very creepy look, he took my hand and put a note in it and then walked casually away. His entire backside was torn in random scratches and holes.
I rolled down my window and everybody was like “what the hell?”. Tom and Will woke up by then, Chrissy just kind of shrugged it off and said “Josh, calm the fuck down, you’re freaking out”. They didn’t know the man gave me a note. I take out my cell phone and move to the left so no one could really tell what I was doing. I then placed the note on top of my cellphone and read it to my self. It said as follows:
Through the deepest nights and the brightest moons I’ll find the asshole who did it,
Through the deepest nights and the loudest houses I’ll find the asshole who caused it,
Through the deepest nights and the biggest houses I’ll find the asshole who made it,
Through the deepest nights I’ll take my fucking knife and cut you.
When I finished reading that I fucking screamed in the car “HOLY SHIT!”. Everybody looked at me. Chrissy asked me “What was wrong?”. I said “Nothing.
Knocking on Ashley’s door and shoving food into her face when she opens we go in. She said make yourselves at home. The way she said it made me want to take my burrito and fucking slap the beans out of her face. Bitchy ass bitch.
I felt the need to pee so I found myself in the bathroom. While I was peeing I felt like I was loosing consciousness everything was blacking out. Snap.
I found myself in a small puddle of my own piss and on the floor awaken by the knocks on the door. I shouted “Shut the fuck up, I’m fine, SHUT UP!” it was Ashley. She said “Stop fucking masturbating in my fucking bathroom you tall freak”. Damn this bitch was getting on my nerves. I picked myself up and zipped my pants up. I looked in the mirror and ran the water in the sink. I washed myself up and cleaned the floor. When I was done I looked in the mirror and just stared into my eyes. I saw myself in my pupils, I felt like I saw myself repeatedly constantly. I was in a trance.
KNOCK KNOCK! I say “Who’s there? “It’s James, open up” I opened up and James came into the bathroom. Man James was a cool guy, he had everything. He was rich, popular, cool, everything. Man I wish I was like James. He always threw parties in his giant house. Some thought he was an asshole though. Not me, I just wanted to always be him, he got all the beautiful women and seemed like he just lived the life.
I left the bathroom and went down the hall into the living room where everyone was. Tom was like “Hey bro, you’re finally back! Damn that took a long time!” I didn’t say anything, I just sat down and started to eat the food we brought earlier. They were watching a scary movie. I love scary movies, horror is great. I can’t wait for Halloween, only 4 more days! I am going to dress up as a redneck ninja. That is going to be the shit.
Time passed, I was the only one awake. I went to the garage to look in the car for something I forgot. I heard a noise coming from the living room. I couldn’t find what I wanted but I quickly closed the door and went to the living room. Nothing happened really. I heard something at the window, I shrugged it off as a an animal or something. I had to pee again.
I went into the living room again. I opened the door again. I found what I wanted this time. Ah, the note, yes. It seduced me into a trance like no other. I dropped it and went to the end of the garage and picked up the Axe.
I stormed into the living room and went to Ashley’s room from there. Ahh, I see her now, what a beautiful girl. Too bad she’s a fucking bitch. I raised my Axe into the air and slammed it into her gut, blood sprayed everywhere like a volcanic eruption just amassed from her guts. It was beautiful, I started to get closer to the spray and licked it like it was candy. What a beautiful girl. I moved my hand towards her face and caressed it. I got into bed with her and smiled into her eyes. She looked scared, aww, how cute. I licked her eyes closed and snuggled with her. The blood was turning me on. I bitch slapped her in the face and started to get aroused.
Knock knock. I zipped my fly up and opened the door. It was James. “Hi James.”
I went to the living room and started to much on the leftovers. I heard a knock on the door again. I opened the door. It was James. “Hi, James.”
I made my way outside. I’m going to look for the tattered man. I see him now, he just went into the neighbors house. He was spying on me. My Axe is dragging beneath my feat making a creekily noise. Ooo, how perfect horror movie. It’s leaving a blood-stained path. I never got to finish Ashley off. I’m still aroused.
I got to the house and easily opened the door. I walk to the right into a hallway and to the first door on the right. I see a little child, how cute. I took the knife in my pocket and walked to the crib. I took my knife back and shoved it into the child’s head with such immense force that the knife came out the back of the skull. I could use the child as a thumbtack for paper now. Ahh, how cute. The blood dripped everywhere, I was getting aroused. I picked up my Axe and started to drag it to another room. I went into the first room on the left, it was the bathroom. I passed it and went into the last door. It was the parents’ bedroom. Aww, they were snuggled up, how cute. I stood at the end of the bed just watching them sleep. I smiled and looked outside into the moonlight. How beautiful.
I walked to the side of the bed where the man was at. I took my Axe and slashed his throat into a wide gap. He tried to talk but nothing came out but squirts of blood. He seemed to shocked to wake up his lovely wife on the other side. I was rather surprised she didn’t wake up. This isn’t as fun now. I picked up my Axe and swung hard into the mattress. The woman woke up. She was screaming like a fucking penguin having it’s flappy shit being cut off. I looked at her and smiled “Calm down baby, I’ll make it right, don’t worry.”
She started crying and I saw blood being squirted into her face. I’m getting aroused. I looked down and saw the man alive still, completely in shock and unable to talk. Kind of weird, I’d imagine someone to be dead with that much blood loss. Wait, he was dead. His eyes were open that’s all. Kind of scared me. I took my Axe and wiped it across his face. Oops, that left a giant open cut across his face. The opened skin excited me.
I looked at the woman and I charged towards her and slammed her to the floor. I looked in her eyes and smiled. Her eyes twinkled in the moonlight. I got closer as she was trying to struggle. I put my head to her side and whispered in her ear “trick or treat”. I took the knife out of my pocket and slammed it into the side of her other ear. I saw the blade emerge through the side I was on. I licked the blade, mmm. Tasted great. I spat on the woman and got up. I raised my Axe and shoved it into her breasts. Aw, the cut was beautiful. I started to get aroused. I got on top of her and took my knife and shoved it into her mouth. Beautiful, simply beautiful. I layed on top of her stomach and felt the blood poor down into my face and drank it slowly. Damn that was good.
Knock knock. I opened the door. “Hi James.”
I opened the door and walked in. I went in the bathroom. I still see the stains of my accident earlier, the yellow stains all over the toilet and floor. I washed up. I looked in the mirror and saw myself. I looked sexy. I looked into my eyes and got in a trance.
Knock knock, I opened the door.
“Hey Chrissy!”.
“Babe, you alright?”
“Yea, I’m fine, I’m going to go to sleep now.”
I went to sleep in the living room where the couch was.
I woke up to screams and shouts. James was here. The police were looking for somebody. They said to call them if we find anything. Ashley is dead, some neighbors next door were dead. I shrugged and went back to sleep.
Through the deepest nights and the brightest moons I’ll find the asshole who did it,
Through the deepest nights and the loudest houses I’ll find the asshole who caused it,
Through the deepest nights and the biggest houses I’ll find the asshole who made it,
Through the deepest nights I’ll take my fucking knife and cut you.

hahaha i remember reading this after you asked me like 500 times to join your site. i think i had a nightmare about this when i was sleeping too hah
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