Alright.. so I was walking around my house and… I saw the most random beautiful…
EVER! THIS HOT MOMMA was so hott I was up in a fucking milisecond! Look at the way that fucking koala looked at me, all sexy and shit like.. “baby, look at me, I’m arching my neck just for you… mmm” I was like, OH YEAH!! So I start storming after that sexy bitch with my ding-a-ling hanging out like some rope about to tie around an object to hang for life! So then all of the sudden this bitch starts playing hard to fucking get!
Stupid hot momma all up on the tree with her ass hanging out. FUCK! I wanted to climb that bitch and just break those branches with a flow of poundation! Then all of the sudden this koala-bitch turns out to be a fucking whore getting me all jealous and shit! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING COCK BLOCKING BITCHES HUMPIN ON HER!
I was about to cut them fuckers :( DAMN COCKBLOCKERS! So like eventually those little fuckers were done and I thought I was about to get lucky… because that sexy bitch got back down to the ground. FUCK was I wrong! These mother fuckers came back to hump her!
I was so sad by now that I gave up and… cried my eyes out… fucking sex ass bitch ass teasing sexy ass koala :(
HAHA!!! You are one f*d up bastard but funny as hell. kisses.
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