I hate this weather
Published: July 26th, 2006Weather can be such a nuisance, luckily L.A usually has perfect weather but not this time!
Okay, something is wrong with the weather in Los Angeles. Nah, not wrong, but it’s really annoying the hell out of me. Oh just in case you people are wondering why I said nothing is wrong, is because I don’t want anybody preaching Global Warming, go eat a sock noob.
Anyway, it’s so hot here that my AC blew out.
It’s so hot that there is POWER FAILUIRE all over L.A because of the heat. Yeah, power failures related to heat? Not in a long time!
Blah, it’s so hot that I can leave cup noodle with cold water, leave, come back in 2 hours and it’ll be ready for me to eat.
Yeah, that’s how hot it is in Los Angeles right now. I hate this weather so much, someone bathe me in celestial ice filled with sprinkles of -999 water crystallite waterfalls.
Oooooh, yes as you can see I’m going crazy from this heat. It’s 5 a.m and it’s still HOT! AHHH!

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