Koala’s… are satan’s children…
Published: July 29th, 2006Koala’s are evil, I know it, and here’s the proof:
Proof? Oh my god, do I need proof?
Just try to think of the most decieving way to spread evil
*Satan starts to think*
“Hey so what I need to do, is create something that is decieving…”
“AHh, ofcourse something everyone would love! SOMETHING CUTE!”
“Alright… alright… okay can’t just be cute there’s a lot of cute things, like midgets that grope men over 6 feet tall.” Mawhawhawhahwaw *evil laughter* mawhawhahwahwa
“I got it! it has to be fuzzy!!!!!!”
“That way, when someone sees this cute fuzzy creature they’ll be like ‘Awww… look at this cute fuzzy creature, I just want to touch it’… and when they try to touch it…” *GIANT CLAWS OF DOOM* attack the living shit out of the person and they’re dead.
“Wait… it’s still missing something, ooh let me put my ‘ROAR of DOOOOOOOOOM’ into it +5 to all stats”
*thinks it over*
*twiddles thumbs*
YES! I GOT IT! It will be called a KOALA BEAR! Aww, it sounds soo cute too. And no it’s not a bear, the only reason why I’m calling it a bear is so that when I come up with my genius marketing scheme of carebears the word bear will already sound cute. So carebears and koala bears can take over the world! YES!
Satan is the man… he came up with a plan, the plan that was named “KOALA BEARS AND CAREBEARS TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”
**end satan mode**
Think I’m bullshitting that koala’s are satan’s children? Yeah, take a look at this and then try not to cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIuHICSahzc
that’s the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while.
ironic.
it was a little freaky though.
i’m still giggling.
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