Why Osama Bin Laden HATES America
Published: August 26th, 2006It’s official, I found out why Osama Bin laden dislikes America; and guess why? It’s because of Oprah!
Because of Oprah.
Well, indirectly so to say. Turns out that Osama Bin Laden, is in fact IN LOVE with Oprah. Proof? Check this article out
THIS IS A REAL ARTICLE!
So, he basically said he would send assasins to kill Oprah’s husband so he can come and marry her. Oh, thats if they can bring her back that is. Because if he stepped on American soil he’d be dead in under 10 seconds from my crazy Satanic Koala Assassins which you all know about.
So after all this he, is human after all. There goes my view that he is an indescructable robot eluding capture and destruction all this time :(. Oh and also trying to destroy America.
This would be the wierdest Hollwood couple of all time! This has to be why he hates America.
I can see it now… Bin Laden Oprah Babies…
o_O
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