I always knew Tom didn’t create myspace.
Published: September 12th, 2006Aha, I knew it! Tom didn’t create MySpace! It’s all a marketing sham!
So a journalist was hired to research on MySpace’s existence, and a ton of information was unfolded beneath my eyes. I always thought Tom created myspace. Boy was I wrong, and how did I always have that hunch. I mean c’mon the idiot cannot even spell. I frequently see his “notifications” with horrible structure and mispellings. Sure, you don’t have to be great at the english language - but damn, at least capitalize your sentences or know how to spell “peeple”.
Anyway, some spam company actually created MySpace. Their end goal was to take their e-mail database of something like 50 million and to put that into a social networking site. This is MySpace.
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