Ow, therapeutic massages hurt.
Published: September 21st, 2006Therapeutic massages hurt, it’s the truth!
Alright so if you know me, I’m tall. You know this, because you always complain you feel like a midget next to me. Well you are a midget next to me, haha. And thanks to your midget selves my back has gone to hell and so has my neck. As you’d already know from knowing me - All I do is complain about how bad my back hurts, or at least mention it once a day.
So anyway, an appointment was made and I went in today. All I have to say is, I had no idea what I was getting myself in to.
Okay, so me being the ignorant one - I thought a massage was meant to “feel good”. No, oh no, was I wrong. This person put so much pressure on my back that I wanted to scream, but I have to be a manly man, ALPHA MALE - so I did not scream. Instead I screamed inside and bit my tongue and realized that I was in for an hour of pain. :(
Yeah, so I was right it was an hour of pain and at the end they told me I have bad posture. “Bad posture?” I say. “Oh, I’m so sorry I have bad posture, I CAN’T LOOK INTO PEOPLE’S EYES BECAUSE YA’LL ARE MIDGETS!” I say again. All I recieve is a blank stare. Not cool, not cool.
Whatever, I at least expected a lollipop like the good old days for getting a shot at the doctors office. I mean shit I went through an hour of pain and all they told me was that I’m basically to tall because I can’t look straight at people.
Bah, why can’t everyone wear stilts instead of shoes?
:(
Soooo…how tall are you Dan? =)
6′4 - 6′5 :)
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