“I’ve run into some very strange products at Japanese markets, but this one trumps them all.”
Lol, that’s all I have to say.
Seriously, the Japanese make the craziest products on the market.
Anyone see that product that you put on babies, and it’s essentially a “clothing-mop”, so when ever they crawl they clean the floor?
Brilliant!

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