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My impression of 300, bring steak.

Published: March 9th, 2007

If you’re going to go see 300, remember to bring steak!

So I saw 300 at midnight on opening night (friday morning) with a couple friends, and all I have to say is that I should have brought a giant steak.

This movie has to be one of the coolest movies ever made, it has the ‘Sin City’ dark-comic-feel and an amazing testosterone packed action type of feel that makes you want to bang your chest and eat steak.

By the way, did anyone else think that Xerxes had a real fetish for war and warrior-men? I swear that as soon as he got up and was hovering over the king that he was about to cream himself. Hell, that’s probably why he is so angry, every battle he goes to, his pants get wet and he throws a tantrum like a baby.

Best part of the movie was that ‘wedge’ formation to destroy the horses. The spartans didn’t even move, all they did was *poke* you’re dead, *poke* there we go again. Amazing.

Oh and I can’t forget how much effing ass the Queen kicks. I don’t want to spoil it for people that have not seen it already, but that guy deserved it and wow, just a bad ass scene.

Seriously, go see this movie. Don’t forget to bring steak.

300 spartan steak

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